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Ok, I think for like the fourth time I'm changing this entry. Originally when I would edit this, I would leave the older version, but that's honestly just too much.

Yes yes, on with my self summary. Who am I, who is Tony really? For that answer you would honestly have to speak with me over a period of time, and depending on how well you can understand people....Well that's how long it would take for you to figure out who I am. I'd also like to mention that I'm too lazy to put the damn boxes and things around words and interests and such.

I enjoy reading, mostly Sci-fi and Fantasy, in fact I think they have a section for that and that I filled it out. There's also anime which I like to watch, and action movies...movies in general to be honest. A few television shows here and there, it changes as the seasons go by. Computers and technology are a big interest for me, which leads a bit into me liking and playing video games of just about all genres....Music, music is good and again I think they have a section for that, along with all this other stuff.

Again, who am I really though? When do you know that you truly know someone? Is it even possible for someone to truly know someone else? I think it's possible yes, is that in itself insight to my very being, my fiber, down to what is my core? It could be, it could be indeed. If it is, you know me that much better now don't you.

Mi escrito en español chupa, lo siento no español para usted!

I,m honest and fun person to be with. I enjoy the beach, movies, hanging out with friends. Sometimes its nice just to chill at home, but sometimes you just want to go a little crazy. I also like candle light dinners.

i take good care of my health..I expect the same from a girl.. ok, also like to make sure we can be buds.. Well im 5'11" green eyes 175lbs super thick dirty blond hair,nice grill ok muscle tone "not a beef cake though". Im half norweigie wit som la frenchie and native american indie.. I grew up in a quite a few places...started in santa fe NM,then to indonisia,then australia,norway,japan,singapore,then back to us bellingham,wa-portland or. left home at 18 with all my things in a backpack.. went to school go a batch in biz.. have a super great job with a great boss workin about 20hrs a week 6 figs.. live with mi pup in fl for now..Things i love..my MOM, diving my pup,my best bud bling,bodyboarding,wakeboarding,spearfishing,treasure hunting working out,cooking,my honda truk,a glass of wine on the beach,good fashion, hmm nothing touches this but tru religion lol i joke but like them... ,blazzers,ital shoos boardshorts an flops for casu..movies r kool in and out. Not a big drinker lov the night clubs for dancin,"not for meeting girls" dive bars r ok to:)When i have time i hook up with the big brother program and hang wit som kool kiddos.. practice som light meditation yoga befor i work out and a little aikido here and there lov a good morning snuggel.. Just write me to say hi.. other than that jus chillen oh and lov my boat!!!!

I work hard for what I want regardless the consequences. I am determined and strong willed. I became a teacher at 17 and recieved my degree a year later. I have one handsome little boy that is my world, and I'm always ready to meet new people. I love the beach at night either calm or windy. Hanging out with some old and new friends and having a good time. I dont drink or do any drugs. I have a handsome 1 year old little boy. I love being a mom and a teacher. Art and literature are major to me as wells as music. I tend to be blunt and sarcastic at times and at others time gory, misunderstood, or a bit crazy. All in all I'm who I am and nothing is going to change that. I enjoy the little things in life as well as the big ones. Hardly fearful and hard headed. I do have a lot of patience, and good understanding in many situations.

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im a 20 year old mother.... trying to make things as good as they can be... i have a degree in child care and enjoy working with children.
I like Arts And Crafts, Poetry, Playing Pool, Music.

I know I donâ??t look my age itâ??s not my fault! That said, I am only attracted to younger looking people. Sorry I just can't see myself with someone who looks fifty. Age doesnâ??t matter its how you feel and act! I'm fit & try & eat healthy most of the time. I love cooking for friends & family. I don't smoke & exercise 3-4 times a week. I am a real, honest, loyal person. No B.S. No games. I own a motorcycle I take out from time to time. I know some people are scared to ride so its not an must.
I am a Big brother (Big brothers/Big sisters. I see my little brother about twice a month.
I'm an upfront kind of person. If you like what see & the feeling is mutual lets actually talk to each other, itâ??s the only way to see if we have any chemistry.
By the way all of my pics are less than 1 year old & you can see my face. How about yours?

"BE KINDER THAN NESSARY,FOR EVERYONE YOU MEET IS FIGHTING SOME SORT OF BATTLE"

As I enjoy a chicken sandwich from chick-fil-a I figured it is about time to write an about me for only those who are so interested.

I am Anthony and I come from a very sunny and wonderful place.. Florida

I live a much different lifestyle than the typical guy, and I don't regret it.

I enjoy the company of girls at any given time of the day yet I don't care nor have the time to listen to drama. I don't watch tv nor do I partake in politics or news. Although I will watch tv if there is something really good on or to watch a movie.

I DO play Call of Duty on my Xbox and if you think you're gonna make one of those "Pissed off gf breaks poor dudes Xbox," video and post it on youtube, think again!

I'm not your **** so don't expect me to hold your bags for you while you're shopping at the Pottery Barn.

Being adventurous is one of the most important values in my life. I live everyday of my life in fear, because I prefer to be challenged rather than being stuck in routines and comfort zones. The adrenaline rush feeling is amazing.

I love to explore all aspects of life and I wouldn't think twice about shoving you into the wall to give you an unexpected kiss or finding that secret place in the mountains that overlooks an entire city.

Art is a pretty big deal in my life, along with music.

Don't message me if you are extremely fat, you smell funky, or if you don't have a dog.

Your's Truly

Anthony

Well I stumbled on this site (i know, everyone says that!) and since there wasn't much to lose, i figured i would give it a try. I guess i should start with some basics...I'm 39, never married, no kids (but a chocolate lab that a I love A LOT!). I am extremely active and health and fitness are important to me. I'm not much into the clubs anymore, but I love trying new restaurants or the occasional quiet lounge. Typical guys guy that loves watching college football with friends, taking my dog to the beach and (occasionally) a fun weekend in Vegas (although that's actually more fun with a cool girl!).

Anything else you'd like to know, just ask

People consider me an outgoing/quiet personality. I'm someone who loves to smile; very sensual, creative, intelligent, and driven by my passions -- enjoy theater/art, love to travel, would be empty without music and bored without great conversation. Personally, I truly love the elegant and finer things in life, but don't allow it to consume who I am as a person. Not high maintenance but on another level, much more comfortable with those who reside on the same. Wish to be surrounded by those who appreciate class, manners and tact, and to honestly be able to give into the things that I love with someone who in return loves them already.

Overall, only looking for good souls that live their life with integrity and sincerity. If you don't understand that, then you will not understand me. Pretty simple.

I like working out, going out to bars/movies/dinner, staying home and watching movies/TV, taking weekend trips to Miami, Orlando, or Tampa. I like pretty much everything... well most things

I don't like racism of any kind or homophobes. If you "hate" a race or "hate" gay people, it's probably because you really wish you were that race or you're gay... or both!

I am Italian, although I do not really know how to speak it. I can curse in it, but that's just about it. I'm teaching myself spanish with the RosettaStone. "El perro come... the dog eats"

I am a trustworthy, loyal and fun! I like to cook dinners at home. I enjoy going to parties and hanging out with friends and family.

I am up for most things like movies, dinners, sporting events, and just hanging out with good conversation.

I work hard but I like to play hard too!

I like to travel in the US and all over the world. I let my imagination guide me in picking the next place to visit.

Fairly new to the Ft Lauderdale area and looking for someone that can show me around town.

I love trying new places to eat, going to see movies, or going to see live Mixed Martial Arts events. I also like trying to cook new dishes at home, watching a good DVD, or watching the UFC or other MMA event on the big screen at home.

I can be difficult to get to know. I'm quiet and generally shy. Introverted. And I can be stubborn. My friends though would all describe me as "very nice", kind, considerate, generous, completely trustworthy, honest and extremely smart, and they all seem to think it was worth the trouble of getting to know me... I'll let you make your own decision on that.

My hobbies are martial arts, reading history books and science fiction, and adding to my movie collection. I'm looking for some more fun and excitement in my life, hopefully I can find some of that here.

Ok my self summary section has been in major over-haul and here is an updated version.

I am turning 26 yrs old on the 26th of this month(being july). I live in Downtown Fort Lauderdale, In a new york warehouse loft type condo. I do Graphic Design, Screen Printing, Photography, Attempt at painting, writing, music, working on cars(mainly my own).

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I am a very kind person, especially when it comes to females. I respect them alot. I am also very crazy at times and know how to have a good time. I am well liked by most people and i rarely ever get seriously angry. i am quite fun so i like to do crazy things sometimes but its kool. I am 20 years old. I play video games, go to college(FAU in boca)currently taking some classes at BC then transfer back to FAU and commute, work, have a car, live with my parents, hang with friends(who doesnt), i am jamaican. I dont mess with girls hearts or play games with them. when it comes to relationship things i am serious about it. I am single now so i do flirt. I am not a racist person toward people. I am very perceptive as well. I like everyone whether they be old or young. oo and dont judge me by my pics or looks. best to know me in person. anything else hit me up.

Hello, I'm a 28 year old Italian American, with green eyes, who lives his life to the fullest. I'm a Freelance event technology specialist. Fort Lauderdale is where I resided and love to relax and catch some rays at the beach and do some surf fishing. I like to fish, work out, ride my bike, swim/snorkel and go out. I enjoy watching action, comedy and scary movies in my free time with friend or just by myself. I moved from Long Island New York when I was 19 years old and came to Florida to attend the Art Institute Of Fort Lauderdale college and received my associates degree in science. If you girls are looking for a great guy I think am that one. I plan on going back to school sometime soon. Also I take pleasure in starting projects, for instance I did a lot of work on my house, I built a bar in my florida room, Painted my second bedroom, put up a ceiling fan outside, I picked up an older spa and fixed it like new, tiled my florida room, built 2 recording booth from scratch and painted my house. Also am fond of cooking, and am a pretty good bartender. I also have a heart of gold and am fun to be around. My dog Lexi is a big part of my life and now that am living alone for the last 13 months. She is an even bigger part of my life. I have just about everything I want in life but am missing one valuable part and that is a great girl to enjoy it with.

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I was raised feminist by the womyn around me when I was young and I am attracted to attractive, extremely bright, intellectual and opinionated career driven womyn that are passionate and uncompromising about their principles and beliefs and enjoy stimulating conversation with an open minded guy with no ego issues about losing a debate that wants to connect with a 21st century womyn who won't settle for anything less than a 21st century male. Not mandatory, but, I seem to get along best with PHD types, social workers, lawyers, educators, psychologists, activists, journalists, writers and/or those with written word skills, etc. Hmmm. Basically, I guess, then, the answer is that I'm
open to quite a bit, but, I am looking for a feminist womyn.

Hey! I love Sports, TV, movies, malls, cuddling, Las Vegas, cats, dogs to name a few things. E-mail me to find out more! :)

I live a clean lifestyle. I'm not into drinking or going to bars. I like just chilling out at home or somewhere fun. I eat healthy and I'm very clean. I know girls always go after the guys who drink and smoke and eat meat, but there have to be some who appreciate a man who takes care of himself.

be careful what you wish for because i might just show up

I dont like to fill these out .. but ask me anything...i dont know if i would ever meet someone off the web

yes, i have more pics...please stop asking for nudes..i dont have any and its weird to ask

Im a 20 year old male im italian and i currently live in davie florida im a emt firefighter looking to get hired currently im working at home depot and im living with a roommate im very adventurous and willing to try anything exciting im looking for a girl that likes to have fun but is not caught up in the party life sytle also for a nice down to earth girl thats caring and has a great personality im really not into hook ups so if thats all ur looking for im not the guy for u message me if u want to get to know me only looking for something real...

Hello, I am looking for someone that i could wake up to everyday and tell myself I cant believe she choose me. I want someone that I can love and create a happy family in these harsh times. I know there is someone special for everybody never stop looking until you find that person and when you do hold on tight and love them with all your heart. As they have trusted you with the most fragile thing in there life "Her Heart". Wish everybody here a Happy Ending with Love.

Down to earth, easy going, next door type, liberal minded man, looking for a man of good character, value, responsible, & overall good qualities to date and eventually build a relationship based on love & respect. Good friends are always welcome. Love nature & animals (dogs better, and cats are ok). I was born & raised in Puerto Rico but had been living in the USA for a long time. Feel free to ask me more.

I Spent the past few years in Orlando and Gainesville going to school, spending more time than I should have on studying this and that. Finally got my Art Studio degree, which was really fun and totally useless! I had a lot of fun and I plan on going back to school when I can (hopefully sooner rather than later).

Now I'm back home in Fort Lauderdale trying to meet some new people! I work a lot and I'm starting to become quite a homebody during my free time, although I used to have fun going out and dancing and drinking with friends regularly.

I love to travel and I have been all over Europe a few times and Asia once when I was younger. I'm always looking for an excuse/opportunity to go somewhere new.

I'm really easy going and laid back. I like to relax at home watching TV/Movies or just listening to some music.

I'm also a really big nerd and like building computers and playing video games. Things with wires and flashing lights. I'm fascinated by the wonders of the universe and love to read about science.

For some reason I also enjoy following politics, though a jaded love affair it is.

I love dogs and lolcats.

I hear voices inside my head... :-) Just kidding.
I was hand stitched in Honduras, Central America. Came to USA for college ended up majoring in Civil and Environmental Engineering. I actually went to Mississippi State University. Random, huh? Then I graduated and ended up staying with a good job in urban land development. So long story short I've been in the USA since 2001. I go home often, and continue to do major traveling.

Into biking, tennis and golf.

Other information that may be of interest:

I'm a clean cut guy. I think personal appearance is very important.

I can cook pretty good.

I do keep the house relatively clean (male standards)

I appreciate a good sense of humor.

I have a caffeine addiction.

I can function with little sleep.

I think art is cool.. I love going to art exhibits...I own a small but growing art collection...

Ignorance makes me sad

I-95 traffic makes me angry

I move a lot between fort lauderdale and miami. So if you are located in the 305 area its definitely fine. I don't discriminate people who live west of I-95 or north of FTL.

I speak three languages. My profile should read as follows:

Shit (Fluent) Mon-Sun (Even while asleep)
Spanish (Okay) Tue-TH; Sat & Sun
English* (Okay) Mon-Sun

*Accent is not as thick as you all may imagine.

I am proud owner of a Ducati. But I don't do wheelies.. balls not big enough. I also don't ride over 110mph..same reason as above.

I'm a fun loving guy. I like to take walks where ever. I like to go out to movies, restaurants, plays, even festivals. A good night at home is relaxing while cuddling.

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hello everyone, my name is amanda... I am very outgoing, i like to have fun... i attend East Coast Christian Center and i absolutely love it... i am very optimistic, n open minded but i love God, i kno he exist, and i will live for Him until i no longer exist! I'm an old fashioned type of girl but I like having a good time and I'm pretty much up for anything.=)

I am Single black female. I like to dance old school and R&B music. I live to hold hands with that special person in my life. I like to walk to beach and take of for weekend getaways when possible with that special person. I like to travel, expecially going back to Jamaica and heading for the north coast just to relax and enjoy.

I'M A BIG GUY LOOKING TO FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE . I AM A FAMILY ORIENTED GUY . I MOVED HERE FROM WESTERN NEW YORK AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 13 YEARS . I ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND SPORTS . I LIKE FISHING . I LOVE RIDING MY MOTORCYCLE . I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO GO OUT FOR A NICE DINNER BUT I ALSO LIKE TO COOK . MOST OF ALL , I LIKE TO LAUGH !!

I'd like to meet a single woman who has a great attitude and is fun to be with. I have a good sense of humor and am looking for the same in a partner. I respect a woman who respects herself and is considerate of other people. Of course, there has to be chemistry and I have found that you don't know it's there until you meet the person. If you feel that you have the qualities I'm looking for I would love to hear from you.

I am an extreme person. I am willing to go the extra mile. Things are done best if they are done from the heart.

I am a single mom. Brown hair, blue eyes. I am happy, honest, hard-working, a new home owner, responsible & I LOVE THE HURRICANES!

Honest, responsible, respectful, fun, crazy at times, talkative, emotional and all that good stuff

I am a recent widow, seeking a life partner that is smart,good looking, kind considerate, and not a stuff shirt, he should be seeking a sex free spirited woman that is smart, down to earth, I am not looking for a.... I enjoy going out to dinner, dancing, reading, shopping, taking walks on the beach,listening to all kinds of music except rap music, tends to be loud. holding hands, kissing.Cooking, going to Church and I adore yellow roses. My mate should be intensely romantic, intuitive, faithful and willing to stick by me through all of life ups and downs. In return I offer utter devotion, fearless commitments, sensitivity and endless patience.

I am very outgoing,communicative,easy going,outspoken type of person,I am also a very romantic type,love to cuddle,hold hands while walking,I'm trustworthy so far as people tell me maybe I'm just laid back,lol ... I also tend to have a good heart with so much of love to give and to receive.I love watching movies,television,listening to music,singing,reading,writing poems, and playing basketball . I seek for a complete honest lady,who will come home to me,love me,adore me,a strong lady with a strong heart who will want our relationship to last forever,a compassionate lady,one with good heart and know how to handle matters,I want a lover not a fighter,lol .. Hmmmm I guess enough is being said about me

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It's hard to sit and praise one's self but, but here goes. I was a single parent, but now I'm an empty nester, she graduated and started her own life. I dedicated myself to helping my daughter become a whole person and feel that I accomplished that mission. I'm looking to get back to the real world.

HI, thanks for reading my profile, well where do i start. I was raised in Buffalo, New York. I lived in Manhattan for a while for school. I also lived in japan for about 2 years. But now i am in Florida. What am i doing in my life. Well i have many different careers. First i was a child model for a Canadian store but does that really count i mean its not like i had any choice my mom dragged me there. Then of course college i went to NYU lived in Manhattan did the whole new york thing. Then i was a network engineer after school. Now i know this sounds strange but i own a high end lingerie store in Florida. The reason why is cause a friend was leaving the country and well she sold me the business is a very successful business its very fun to run. However i would never date any of the customers so i am on here trying to find the right girl. You know "the one"

IM PRETTY MUCH EASY TO GET ALONG WIT , IM HARD TO FORGET ABOUT ANYTHIN U REALLY WANNA KNOW GET AT ME

I'm a very young 54, with a fun personality, great sense of humor and a passion for life.

The main traits I am looking for in a man are all things that I believe I have. They are: integrity, passion, intelligence, honesty, monogamy, sensuality, emotional availability, and respect.

I'm an animation student and I like to be entertained alot. I'm from Nassau, Bahamas.Yes I do have an accent, and no it doesn't sound like a Jamaican. I've been in Fort Lauderdale a few years and I've always wanted to go out with an american white girl,lol. I really don't like the beaches here because of me being used to the beaches back home. I do love hanging out with my friends and going to places like Art Bar and Americas Back yard so I can dance it up. I don't go out all the time, but I notice as I get older I'm going out alot more, because when I was younger I didn't really have a desire to go out. I like staying home too so it can go either way. My dream is to become a stunt performer and work in Asia and all over the world. I know that's a weird dream to have for a 6ft tall Bahamian but life is full of wacky people like me.

I am madly in love with life. Travel is my passion. My motto is a ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.

I love meeting new people and experiencing new things. I am passionate and honest. Patient and loyal. I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh. Sense of humor is one of the most underrated qualities in a person.

I have traveled the 7 continents. I am a dive master, have jumped out of airplanes and climbed mountains, competed in showjumping, dressage, cross-country, and even played a bit of polo. But I love to end the day with a glass of wine and a snuggle.

I HAVE A VERY DEEP SELF RESPECT FOR PEOPLE THAT RESPECT THEM SELF .. I KEEP MY FRIENDS CLOSE TO MY LIFE FOR GUIDEANCE.... HATE THE FACT OF LIERS AND PPL THAT ARE FULL OF SHIT ...THATS MY BIGEST PROBLEM WIT PPL .TELL THE TRUTH I CAN HANDEL IT JUST DONT LIE CUZ IT JUST AINT RIGHT AND CANT MAKE ANYTHING BETTER WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT I LOVE FOOTBALL BIG REDSKINS FAN.WOULD LOVE TO FIND A WOMEN THAT IS A GIANTS,EAGLES,OR EVEN COWBOYS FAN SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK SMACK WITH.GUESS A REDSKINS FAN WOULD BE THE BEST BUT IM JUST LOOKING FOR A PERSON TO LOVE AND TREAT RIGHT AND BACK WITH THIER NEEDS AND WANTS. THE WOULD HAVE TO BE A GOOD FRIEND BEFORE A LOVE BECUSE I HAVE HAD SUCH BAD LUCK WITH A LOVE FIRST THEN TRYING TO BE FRIENDS IT JUST DOESNT WORK.I LOVE GOING OUT AND HAVEING FUN, THE BEACH, CULBS,ECT.. LOOKING FOR A GOOD FRIEND TO HAVE FUN WHITH HANGOUT GO OUT BE MYSELF WITH AND HOPEFULLY MAKE SOME THING OF IT..I HAVE A 8 YR OLD BOY THAT I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND HOLD CLOSER TO IT.. I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC I DOESNT MATTER TO ME AT ALL AS LONG AS IT MEANS SOMETHING I FIND IT GOOD AND I CAN LISTEN TO IT.

I'm just a guy who wants to have a great time, I love seeing people smile and laugh and I love to make others happy.

I came from Italy when I was just a bambino, about 5 years old. Lived here with my family til 15, at which point my father left me in the care of some relatives. My father retired back to Italy at that time along with my two brothers. They now own a fabrica in a central part of town and I visit them every few years for an extensive period of time. I have been around the world, traveled many places, speak many languages and have a thirst for knowledge. I'am dedicated to anything I set my sights on. I will find a gorgeous woman that will love me just as I will love her. As I have always been a good soul and looking for that one person to complete my life and perhaps move to Italy with me in the next 2-3 years.

I'm a (mostly) retired club kid/coffeehouse junkie who now spends too much time working a corporate job -- Project Manager for the design department. Not really as much fun as actually creating things, but not still part of the brainstorming and planning throughout the project. Basically, I tell designers what to do and when it has to be done. I'm trying hard to find a balance between work, exercise and fun because I know all are important in life.

I get out and see live music as often as possible. On weekend evenings you might find me hanging out on my patio with friends, watching bands at a local venue, or just curled up alone with a good book.

I grew up in south florida (I'm actually a native) with a father from the West Indies and a mother raised in a small town in Tennessee. Add in 4 years of catholic school and you get a girl with a wild side and good bit of guilt to keep her in check (well mostly).

Hi there, name is Russell, i'm 23 and I moved down to Fort Lauderdale this past summer from Vermont after graduating with my teaching degree. I'm on here searching...for her, whoever she is.

I have always winced at the thought of online dating...but in the name of open-mindedness, here goes...I'm a 32-year-old, never-married, fun-loving woman. I'm a huge Jets fan (J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets)! My all-time favorite movies include "Godfather Pt. 1" and "The Usual Suspects" (no chick flicks here - except "Sex & The City")! I also enjoy curling up with a good book or playing cards (Bid Whist or Spades). I am independent but far from being a feminist. My family matters most. I am not interested in most guys - perhaps that's what makes those few that I do connect with all more special!

*For Adoption* Bored individual seeking owner. Answers to "Jack"~ Is house-broken!!.. umm- kind of. Is a loyal companion with minimal baggage and a total lack of desire for Drama. Enjoys philosophical discussions. Special tricks include; Speaking, playing dead, and Licking you for hours anywhere there is peanut-butter!! Makes a Great Therapy Pet! Comes with first shots and is dewormed as well-- Almost perfect health! Mediocre shipment is available!!

I had someone who loved me, and I her... but as most dreams do- that too fell apart.
Try and comprehend if you will: I'll never judge you for your past, nor question your future. If advice is mine to give-- I'll give it with no strings attached and your best interest in mind. Not like that sort of thing matters much anymore~

~"What do you want to Fuck First? Me or the Knife?"~

Warning If you contact me, I'll probably find you mind numbingly boring, and you'll find me utterly offensive, vile, and or depraved. Please proceed with caution.

Update The other day a girl approached me and said "I'm so Goth I Shit Bats! ..." I calmly set my beer down and said "Oh? Well I'm so cute I Shit Kittens~" checkmate hoe =^.^=--

Note I purr if I am petted-- My psychiatrist says that is perfectly normal... so Don't judge me~

Update Apparently I am more attractive in person than I am in my pictures. Not sure if that is a compliment or an insult~ >.>

Question Does it count as foreplay to walk up to a girl and politely ask to jizz on her chest. Meanwhile insinuating this would be more for her benefit, not my own?

Note to Self It is apparently "wrong" to go to a local high school and ask girls if they want to have sexual intercourse with my dog for money--
(I swear~ my dog is more of a gentleman than I am~)

I'm more of a beach-goer, and I became more lively in the past few years, ever since I found out that I'm going to die, (in the distant future). I have plenty of time to stay in doors when I retire. Why should I glue my a** to the couch and be brainwashed by tv. I am going to get up and go when some friend calls. I won't ever bore you, I won't talk about my problems (even though I don't have any) . I don't have drama in my life, and if you do, it wouldn't stress me out, I can deal with it.

Retired from the Fire & Rescue Service, but still do consulting work in the Fire & Life Safety fields. Fairly new to Florida and have a place in Fort Lauderdale. Enjoy anything around the water, dining out/in, wine tasting, dancing, comedy clubs, flea markets, going to the keys. enjoy keeping active.

Raised on the sand in Laguna Beach California. Started swimming from day one and progressed through all the water sports Southern California had to offer; skimboarding, surfing, scuba and free diving, lifeguarding to fishing. University of Arizona Alumni for communication/ political science. Dove commercially for Abalone and Sea Urchin off the Channel Islands Central California for 4 years and than took a Master Scuba Instructor job in Hawaii for another 3 years. Since than, my advertising business has kept me honest and driven. I've traveled the world waters surfing and fishing over the years and have landed here recently to stay I think. Stay tuned......

Ok where do i start... i guess by saying i am not on here to waste your time, nor mine..so if your interested in getting to know me, you will see that I am passionate about learning all that life has to offer & continually working toward my goals and dreams.

Never settling for less then what I dream of. Findig whats real in life and surrounding myself with a strong network of good and real people. My career and continual progress working at my goals. Learning to become a better person, each and everyday. Finding a partner that is willing to work together, and develop a true friendship and discover all that life has to offer us.

I am attracted to the smart, pretty, wholesome, girl-next door type of woman. A woman who is independent, confident, and self-made, albit humble. Someone who will be able to look at the "BIG picture," and be able to truly open her heart.

Let's see. Beyond the above. I'm professional and educated. Enjoy a good conversation--from something serious to something meaningless. Love dogs. I have good friends and a nice home. Been single for about 2 years.

100 99 98 97 etc I am looking for a good looking woman with nice and warm personality.
I am nice, happy, professional Engineer, looking for calm in my life and a lot of Fun fUn fuN. Drop a line or 2 or more.

Sense of Humor needed, inquire within.
I am very outgoing, love life and all it has to offer. Love pets, cooking, outdoors, watching a movie at home. Looking for an honest, outgoing person to share my life with. Love is important in life, and having someone to share your life with is also important. Looking for someone who loves to laugh, and has a sense of adventure.

In search of a compatible companion who enjoys similar activities, romance, social events, special occasions, and family outtings. Are you looking for an equal partner to share your life with? Someone who enjoys people and also loves to snuggle with that special someone at home? Do you like traditional date nights like dinner and movie as well as trying new things like travel, amusement parks, wine/food tastings, museums, cruises, exotic foods, theater, charity benefits, volunteer work, etc? Let's get together to discover if we're a match.

Positive notes: I can be serious and I can be fun. I also keep a clean and inviting home. I am a wholesome person who is loyal, loving, and realistic in relationships.

Im a good hearted lovin person, im a layed back person, i love to have fun and chill back in the house at times. im 5'3 carmel colored skin, brown eyes brown hair with blond highlights, i have a son that is going to be two years old his name is elijah michael, im puerto rican ,italian, i love to joke around but i know how to be seriuos when it matters the most, i have a slight attutide but who doesnt? when someone
makes you mad, other then that im a very happy person, my main importance is my family and my son nothing and no one can interfear with them, i worked hard to get where i am and want no one to try to bring me down from where i am. im bull headed when it comes to them cause not alot of people have what i have and i can share them with you to just gotta have repect and you get it 100 percent back.

eASYGOING GUY WHO IS LOOKING FOR ANICE LADY FOR FUN AND FRIENDSHIP AND WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS. i LIKE SCRABBLE AND CRUISES AND GOING PLACES LIKE TO TRY AND DANCE I LIKE THE BEACH AND A GOO DPERSON TO TALK TO AND HAVE ALOT OF LAUGHTER

Hi, Iâ??m 38 years old, Iâ??m in great shape as Iâ??m 5.10" and 173 pnds, Iâ??m a good looking, I donâ??t smoke, or use any drugs, I drink socially, no diseases, Iâ??m not promiscuous. Iâ??m divorced since September 2,006, separated in July 2005, I have a 7 year old daughter, she lives with her mother in Doral, I live in Weston. I'm romantic, loyal, hard worker, family oriented and adventurous guy, I can have fun in any place at almost any situation. I donâ??t take life so seriously, is just not worth it. There are a lot of fun activities in South Florida that I want to enjoy with the chosen one, I like classic rock, and Latin music, Iâ??m a great salsa and merenge dancer, and ok dancing other styles, as I said I'm not much of a drinker, but I can enjoy a nice scotch on the rocks or a tequila shot, or any other beverage, never drink more than 2 or 3 drinks at the same night. I love all kinds of food, every country has itâ??s specialties, I can enjoy Mexican, Chinese, American, French, Italian, any food. Iâ??m very open minded about trying new things in everything as long as Iâ??m not getting hurt or hurting anybody. I'm a soccer fan but haven't play in a while, I love martial arts and I was a Karate practitioner for over 6 years, but with the new wave of mixed martial arts, I think Iâ??m just a bit outdated. Iâ??m very easy to make laugh, and always looking for something goofy to make you laugh as well, Iâ??m polite but straight shooter, in other words, I will tell you if you look bad, in a gentle way, and I would appreciate if you do the same, sometimes is not what we say, just the tone. The girl of my dreams has to have a big heart, be loyal, she is positive and very enthusiastic, she has a great sense of humor, not afraid of telling me how she feel, she believes in me and is always supporting and cheering me, very independent, she has to be cute above average, she is crazy in bed, but a unquestionable lady outside, she will respect my beliefs, she works and helps with the house (I hate lazy people and free loaders).

I am a reserved person. I like to participate in many activities and,
then, there is the be-at-home side of me. I enjoy trying new things and
experiencing new places. I am a people person. I love what a do in my
career. At home, I love to cook and bake. I can do a simple BLT and a
fresh-squeezed OJ, but I am looking for a recipe for a LTR.

From My Facebook Profile:
I was washed clean and reborn with Christ in September 2009, I am enjoying seeing life through a new set of eyes :)
I like Reading Books, Napping, Movies and Music.

The Essentials: My name is Lauren; I'm 24. I live in Fort Lauderdale and I am a cool person..idk i dont feel like writing a biography, so if you have any questions just ask me

look im what they call a super guy i can do and figre out anything.. but what im looking for aint just anything.. check my pics and find out the rest...

I love my husband, my career and my kids. My career is my passion and I am one of the fortunate people that does what they TRULY love for a living...I teach! My husband and my kids are what keep me going, when I am not teaching.

hey im nick, a senior in highschool and i want to find a cute girl to hang with and we can also do other stuff...lol